Look. I see what you're doing here, and I just—no, of course I can see you—owls, good vision, all that? Just do it properly, all right? And, no, don't tell me about it. I can only abide so much humanity at once.

Fabric: 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex

Sock Specs:

 * Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch 
 * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 
 * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 
 * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams 
 * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area

 * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves 

PLEASE NOTE: Socks are final sale and are not returnable.